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22 April 2010 @ 04:13 pm
These are a few of my favorite fics...  
Shamelessly stolen from linelenagain, the Kirk/McCoy fic contest meme!

Below are some lines from fifteen of my fave K/M fics. Name the fic and author! Rather than having a contest with a deadline to submit entries, because I'm so much lazier than that, I'm making it more like a race, or one of those song quote memes. If you know one, just leave a comment, and I'll credit and strike-thru the entries as they get named!

I'm not promising fic as a prize, but if I feel motivated, I may decide to write a little something for winner/participants. We'll see. :P

Most of all, though, I hope you have fun! And if you haven't read these fics, then you're in for a treat. If people enjoy, I may do this again because omg I have SO many awesome fics bookmarked. So if yours isn't on this list, I apologize, and it doesn't mean I didn't love it!

ETA: So, some of these I apparently made too tough! I'm adding a bit extra to the ones that haven't been guessed yet, to help nudge your memories. The two lines are not necessarily consecutive. Good luck, bbs, hope this helps!


1. "A jack-off contest? Dammit, Jim, you're drunker than I thought. What kind of two-bit teenage nonsense is that?" Hand to Hand Combat by cymbalism219

2. "I need to hear you say you're done with me in clear Standard, because I don't speak Uncommunicative Asshole as well as Uhura." Scars Are Souvenirs You Never Lose by the_dala

3. It is the same image, except in THIS one that beautiful mouth is open and doing something delicately, precisely obscene to that sensor with teeth and tongue, the eyes no longer far away but luminous and challenging. One of Many Pictures by northatlantic

4. Only a xenolinguist could so skillfully blend hope and skepticism into one dulcet tone.

and

“Seriously?” she asks, still chuckling and shaking her head. “Have you never had sex with someone you actually cared about?” Borrowing Trouble by savoytruffle

5. The regretful news that your husband, CMO Lt. Cmdr. Leonard H. McCoy, C567-3142MD, was killed in action on stardate 2264.134 on Rigel V has already been delivered to you by Admiral James Komack.

and

Jim’s pulse stutters for the lost half of a second; he blinks, and the names, the details on the pad in front of him shift before his eyes: Dear Mrs. Favarro; your daughter, Ensign Jacquelyn S. Favarro; killed in action... Beta Canopus, sorely missed - his own signature pending at the bottom. Par Avion by hitlikehammers

6. “Hell if I know. But my attitude is, when a lady asks to be pleasured a little differently this time, a gentleman doesn’t refuse.”

and

His tummy was already rumbling, just from the sight of Bones in his apron holding his Wooden Spoon of Deliciousness. DILF by janice_lester

7. The figure kneeled next to him, pulling him up by the shoulders, blocking the harsh light and staring at him with wide, familiar eyes. They were green and brown, like spring, without a trace of winter. Before the Dawn by linelenagain

8. With 1,100 people demanding his attention, with crewmembers prizing little bits of his time like shiny presents, it seemed unfair, not to say a little desperate, to presume on an Academy friendship that Kirk might well have outgrown.

and

"Ah, I get it,” McCoy said, with relief. “Some of the younger crewmembers have developed a crush on you. Well, I can’t say I haven’t noticed. Do you really think it’s a problem? It sounds pretty harmless to me." Cura Te Ipsum by lindmere

9. "Are you gonna make me say it, Jim?" Bones breathes out, gruff, accent grown more pronounced, like always when he's angry or nervous out of his mind. In Truth by mint_amaretto

10. Jim thinks maybe he needs to see a therapist, though, because he’s starting to think that Creepy Thief sounds sexy. Drawn In by inell

11. The moon pie’s too sickly-sweet taste clinging to his tongue, his teeth coated in marshmallow, he stared at the star field, crossed his legs and found himself remembering spring break, their first year at the academy...

and

I understand you consider yourself an extraordinarily adept lover, James, and I am led to believe that you have the unparalleled ability to give all of your fortunate and numerous partners, of varied genders, and species, that which you modern, godless, materialistic and vacuous twenty-third century citizens refer to as, ‘a great fuck’. Stop Looking at Me by sangueuk

12. Their voices dimmed as the blood rushed into Leonard's ears, buzzing loudly. A guy he used to know? Yeah, he'd read it wrong, right from the start it looked like. Ashbury Heights (The Notting Hill Remix) by sullacat

13. Just then, Scotty arrived, waving a data chip. "I’ve got it!" He went straight to the player and cued up the video. Jim threw his head back and laughed as the title card came up.

"Dude, I’m on this one!"

and

The car’s rear bumper dipped a bit as the driver punched the gas straight towards the edge. The people watching held their breath, even though they knew it would all turn out okay – the man was sitting next to them, for God’s sake – but still the fear choked them. Earth's Wildest Police Chases by quiet1katie

14. Jim can't help it, he still needs this. He replays the video of his second attempt at the Kobayashi Maru and the way that Bones had turned to him and stared as they lost. Again. Something More by wook77

15. Jim stands still for a moment, still a little breathless from the kiss, frustration and arousal warring on his features. He licks his lips, and shifts tactics. "But Bones ... Bones, I want you." He's trying for seductive, but it comes out kind of petulant instead. The Doctor and the Impatient by yeomanrand and shinychimera

Oh, and no fair guessing your own!
 
 
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Sky: [star trek aos] karl D faceskyblue_reverie on April 22nd, 2010 11:52 pm (UTC)
Reeeeeeally. Interesting! I was worried I wasn't giving enough with #9, but if it's already tickling your brain then I'm glad I didn't give more. :D
secretsolitaire: ahahahasecretsolitaire on April 23rd, 2010 12:09 am (UTC)
I googled 15 just for my own sanity (I wouldn't have guessed it on my own, even though I've read it, so I'm not putting it here *g*), but my google-fu failed me on #9. I thought it might be that one where Bones proposes on the bridge, but the wording is different (even if the concept is almost exactly the same).

And I totally should have guessed #1. (Seems very obvious after googling. I've recced that one. *headdesk*)
Sky: [star trek aos] jim & bones closeup bacskyblue_reverie on April 23rd, 2010 02:33 am (UTC)
Oh, I've never seen the one you linked, but that's very cute! And you're right, the wording is very similar but in every other way besides the pairing, the story is OMG so very different. So very, very different. #9 is one of my fave fics ever, in any fandom, I think. I cannot rec it highly enough.

Honestly, I thought #1 would be guessed first as well! I kind of put it first to start with an easy one. :D

Edited at 2010-04-23 02:34 am (UTC)
secretsolitaire: ahahahasecretsolitaire on April 23rd, 2010 03:03 am (UTC)
I wish someone would hurry up and guess #9 to put me out of my misery. :-P

I'm pretty sure I've read 5, 7, and 8 too, now that I think about it. Hell, some days I feel like I've read every single K/M fic that's been written since the movie came out (except for mirror verse stuff since that's not my thing; or mpreg, ditto). :-P

I'm going to stop stalking this thread now. *creeps away*
Sky: [star trek aos] jim & bones ponderingskyblue_reverie on April 23rd, 2010 03:12 am (UTC)
*glomps* nooooooooo, don't leeeeeeeeeeeeave! You're the only one playing! :D

If you really wanna know #9, PM me and I will tell you - or if you want, I can just give you another line. Of course, you are then ineligible to guess that one. ;)

And as a hint to you, and to anyone else reading this (*crickets chirp*) there is no mirror verse or mpreg on this list. :D

Edited at 2010-04-23 03:14 am (UTC)
secretsolitairesecretsolitaire on April 23rd, 2010 03:22 am (UTC)
Yes! Give me another line! Maybe it will come to me yet. *grasps at straws*
Sky: [star trek aos] bones scruffyskyblue_reverie on April 23rd, 2010 03:44 am (UTC)
I've PM'd you the next line. :D