And then this guy proceeds to make A DISGUSTING SNORTING, SNARFING NOISE every three seconds. You know that noise you make when you have a ton of snot in your nose but no tissue? So you kind of suck it back into your sinuses and throat? THAT. And OMG I CANNOT CONCENTRATE.
River and I keep shooting incredulous looks at each other and sneaking horrified glances at him, but it DOES NOT STOP. :O I think my shoulders are somewhere up near my ears by now.