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21 May 2008 @ 08:21 pm
The Talk (Supernatural Fic)  
Hi all! I'm in lovely Texas visiting even lovelier ennui_blue_lite. We're having a blast, and we were brainstorming our backstory for Sam and Dean (I'm getting her hooked on Supernatural) and I went to write it down 'cause I'm anal retentive like that and then I kind of accidentally wrote a fic. Not x-posted anywhere as of yet, though maybe I'll do that later. Hope you guys enjoy - let me know if I've got the voices down, 'cause I'm not really sure.

Title: The Talk
Author: skyblue_reverie
Pairing: Sam/Dean UST
Rating: PG-13, to be on the safe side (UST involving underage!blushing!Sammy)
Spoilers: None; pre-series (Dean is 17)
Word Count: Around 950
A/N: Thank you so much to my beloved ennui_blue_lite for brainstorming, encouragement (fluffing? :p) and being such an awesome friend. Thanks also to my SPN-guru rivers_bend and, as always, to my beautiful, wonderful, wise beta Essie. This is my first foray into SPN fic-writing, so I'd really love feedback.

Dean gave Sam "the talk" when Sam was 13. By then, Dean knew, Sam had already figured out the basics - the porno mags Sam filched from Dean's stash (he apparently thought Dean wouldn't notice) made a pretty good pictorial guide. Still, a little man-to-man chat was in order. And damn, Sammy was definitely becoming a man, which was leading to all sorts of bad, bad thoughts on Dean's part about long, lean, well-defined arms and legs... No. So not going there.

They were on their own for the afternoon, stashed in yet another ratty roadside motel for the day in some no-name Midwestern town. Dean thought it was as good a time as any, so he went into the bedroom he and Sammy were sharing and sat down on the foot of the bed Sam was lounging on. The conversation was bound to be awkward and uncomfortable, as such things usually are, but their dad seemed pretty oblivious to Sam's onrushing puberty, and anyway he'd never given Dean "the talk" so Dean figured he wasn't going to this time either. Dean's education had been a bit more... hands on, thanks first to that motel manager's daughter in Dubuque - Katie was her name - and then later that waitress at the greasy spoon in San Antonio - Claudia. Yeah, Claudia. Dean smiled at the memory.

Sam's eyebrows raised slightly at that, and Dean quickly dragged his mind back to the task at hand, putting on his best Father-Figure Face. He was here to talk to Sammy about sex. Sex and Sammy. Sammy and sex. Two words that Dean tried never, ever to think about in the same sentence. Not that he succeeded, but he certainly made an effort and surely that counted for something. Damn it, his thoughts were wandering again and now Sammy was getting the fidgety, impatient look that Dean found... annoying, that's it. Certainly not endearing.

"Sammy," Dean began in his most serious voice.

"Don't call me that," Sammy complained in his most obnoxious teenage whine.

"Sammy," Dean repeated, and though Sam rolled his eyes, he kept his mouth shut this time. Dean smirked inwardly. Well, mostly inwardly. "It's time you learned about the birds and the bees."

Sammy just looked at Dean, his eyebrows slightly lifted again. Dean cleared his throat and decided he had better clarify.

"You know, the facts of life." Sam's expression didn't change. Dean was beginning to grow irritated. Surely Sam wasn't this naïve. "SEX, Sammy. I'm talking about sex."

"Yeah, Dean, I know."

Oh. Well then. "Okay, then, good." Dean was at a bit of a loss. He hadn't really figured out what he was going to say after he'd broached the subject. Well, winging it had always been his strong suit.

"So, uhh..." Or maybe not. "Umm, do you have any questions... about... anything?"

Sammy rolled his eyes again. God, he was annoying. Not cute. Or sexy. Definitely not.

"Dean, I learned all this last semester in school. We had a whole class called 'Changes'." Sammy looked long-suffering and Dean snickered. Thank God they'd been in California all last fall infiltrating and bringing down that spider-demon cult and not in, say, Alabama, where they'd probably just have told the kids to keep it in their pants. Like that ever worked.

"They taught us about... you know... the mechanics, and STDs, and stuff like that." Sammy shrugged and blushed. Okay, no question now, that was hot as hell. Bad thought. Moving on.

"Uh, okay then. So... always use a condom," Dean said sternly.

Sam rolled his eyes yet again - they really were going to fall out if he kept doing that - but his cheeks were still pink and he just nodded in response.

"Always, Sammy. I mean it." Dean ignored the little twist in his gut at the thought of his Sammy with someone else. No. It wasn't his Sammy. Never would be his. Not that way, anyway. Another stomach-twist that Dean ignored.

Sammy was getting fidgety again. "I got it, Dean."

"Yeah, okay. And if you ever need... supplies... you can ask me. Or, you know, if you have... questions, or need advice..." Dean trailed off.

Sam was squirming now, eager to be off; probably wanted to ride his bike to the library again - it'd already been three whole days since his last trip when he'd checked out half-a-truckload of books. Dean was not, absolutely not, checking out the way Sam's nipples looked as he shifted on the motel room bed, the way they were poking against the thin fabric of the much-washed and mostly-outgrown white t-shirt.

"...later, Dean." Dean came back to reality just in time to realize that Sammy was talking to him.

"Yeah, later, Sammy," Dean managed.

Sam was almost out the bedroom door when he paused. "Um, thanks, Dean," he said before quickly escaping from the room, all colt-like awkward gangly grace.

"You're welcome, Sam," Dean said to the empty room. He lay back on the bed, adjusted his sudden hard-on, and sighed. The next few years were going to be bumpy. Maybe he ought to go look up that fine-looking receptionist from the Sheriff's department... what was her name? Michelle, that was it. Yeah, Michelle. Dean smiled in anticipation.

Where am I?: Texas!
How do I feel?: surprisedsurprised
like a child dizzy on lemonade.: Dean Deadcredulesque on May 24th, 2008 01:27 am (UTC)
It's basically cos we're just TOO cool, I'm totally gonna listen to Learning To Fly now.
Such a good song.
but I like shine on you crazy diamond better
And this layout is awesome! I would be SO happy if there was a sequel.
You live in San Antonio?! *pants* JPAD IS FROM THERE!
I am too obsessed *rolls eyes*
I'm friending you, hope that's okay!
Sky: [stephen] stubble SF borderskyblue_reverie on May 24th, 2008 01:34 am (UTC)
We ARE too cool, I agree, and we should totes be friends. :D

Learning to Fly is the BEST song EVAR, bar none. But Shine On You Crazy Diamond is kinda okay too. :p

No, I don't live in San Antonio thank god. I'm here visiting my beloved ennui_blue_lite (who will hit me if she sees that I just insulted San Antonio). I actually live in the San Francisco Bay Area, where stepping outside doesn't instantly make my glasses steam up. But the coolness factor of SA is increased immensely now that I know J-Pad (ha!) is from here. I knew he was from TX, but didn't know which part.

Oh, and STEPHEN FRY IS GOD. That is all. :D
like a child dizzy on lemonade.credulesque on May 24th, 2008 01:43 am (UTC)
Oh wow your comment about licking his shoes made me laugh so much!
Pfft learning to fly PALES in comparison to such songs as 'welcome to the machine' 'wish you were here' and anything off dark side of the moon and the division bell.
That is all.
Oh and 'when the tigers broke free' cos that song is EPIC.
but it's kinda okay too :P
Ah right i totally knew that I DID read your profile *headdesk* Ive been to SF once. ages ago, it was hot.
Never been to texas though. And hellz YEAH JPad is from there. *nods*
Jensen is from Dallas.
I know too much about them.
BY THE WAY I feel I should rub in your face inform you that Stephen Fry lives near me
Sky: [fry & laurie] obvious loveskyblue_reverie on May 24th, 2008 01:54 am (UTC)
Hee! Well, I'm sure Stephen would not be interested in my toe-licking. Now if it were Hugh, on the other hand, crawling to lick his shoes... *plot bunnies hatch*

Oooh, you like Division Bell? I love that album! I thought I was the only one who liked it. I also love Momentary Lapse (obviously) and Dark Side and The Wall (the movie is AWESOME). Have you done the Dark Side/Wizard of Oz thing? It's fun. :D Oh, and have you been to a laser light show for Dark Side? They have one in San Fran that I've been to. I've heard it's better if you're high, but since I don't use (illegal) drugs, I guess I'll never get the full effect. Ah well.

SF was hot? Wow, that happens like once in a blue moon. Mark Twain famously remarked "The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco."

Do you know where in San Antonio JPad is from? And what schools he went to? Ennui's all excited now. :D

And I am SO GODDAMN JEALOUS that you live near Stephen. I might have to come stalk Stephen visit you sometime!

Sky: [stephen] spankableskyblue_reverie on May 24th, 2008 01:57 am (UTC)
Oh, and when I said "SF was hot?" I obviously meant San Francisco, not Stephen Fry, because, I mean, DUH. No question at all about Stephen's hotness. In fact, here's a little icon of Stephen's butt just for the sheer sexiness of that bum.
like a child dizzy on lemonade.: I'm Batmancredulesque on May 24th, 2008 02:08 am (UTC)
Oh you're a Hugh fan? He ALSO lives near me, nearer than Stephen in fact.
Hehe sorry not rubbing it in your face or anything. but I sorta am
Division Bell might be one of my favourite albums by them even though they were lacking the creative genius of Roger Waters.
I haven't seen the movie actually, I should do that. And no what's the Dark Side/Wizard of Oz thing? *is obviously naive*
I don't know if they have laser light shows for Dark Side here...but it sounds AWESOME!
Haha...well...I THINK it was hot, it was a while ago, it was definitely sunny.
Pfft cold? You've obviously never been to London. (you havent have you *is worried*)
As for JPad he went to James Madison High School. Is that near where you are?!
Sky: [fry & laurie] whisperskyblue_reverie on May 24th, 2008 02:28 am (UTC)
Well, if I had to choose between the two, I'm definitely more of a Stephen-girl than a Hugh-girl, but really, what makes my heart go pitter-pat is the two of them together. (Since you're an RPSer too I can admit that to you without fear of having things thrown at my head.) Jeeves & Wooster (the Fry & Laurie incarnation, natch) is my happy fluffy fandom and Fry/Laurie RPS is my gorgeously angsty fandom. But now it appears that SPN may have turned my head.

Roger Waters was awesome but honestly I think they've done some of their best work without him. David Gilmour rocks.

Oooh, you should definitely see The Wall. Disturbing, but really good. And the Dark Side/Wizard of Oz thing is this urban legend that if you watch The Wizard of Oz with no volume while listening to Dark Side of the Moon, the lyrics will sync up with the images. It's supposedly not true that it was done on purpose by the band, but it's kinda fun to try it anyway. During the line "Black... black, black, black/And Blue... blue, blue, blue/And who knows which is which/And who is who" it shows the Wicked Witch (during the "Black" line, and she's wearing all black) and Dorothy (during the "Blue" line, and she's wearing a blue dress). So there's little things like that all the way through. Prolly a coincidence, but it's cool. I think you're supposed to start up Dark Side during the MGM lion's second roar, or something like that? Anyway, sorry to babble on.

Hee, San Fran is usually cold even when it's sunny, but it is occasionally warm.

I've been to London once, with my family, but it was years ago. Why does that worry you? I was just kidding about the stalking, really! Although now that I know that you're near to both Hugh AND Stephen... :p

Yeah, apparently James Madison High is very nearby and ennui went to a school that's their big rival in town. Judging from his age, he would've been a senior when she was a freshman (man I feel old now) so they may have even been at some of the football games at the same time! How awesome!
like a child dizzy on lemonade.: Dean Deadcredulesque on May 24th, 2008 02:36 am (UTC)
That's SO awesome! I am jealous of her. That's more than I can say *hates on fact that they never come to England*
One of my friends-who-isn't-really-a-friend went out with Hugh Laurie's son like 2 years ago. SO I have connections! HA
David Gilmour is quittte awesome. But it's hard to choose really, all their stuff is just epic.
I am SO trying that with Wizard of Oz now!
No I wasn't worried about THAT I was just commenting on that fact that I'd JUST said that you'd obviously never been to London and then I had to cover my ass in case I was wrong lol.
Yeah RPS is amazing. I've never dabbled in the Fry/Laurie fandom but J2 is amazing. *nods*
And I write RPS for various fandoms.
Sky: [hugh] top hat smokingskyblue_reverie on May 24th, 2008 03:13 am (UTC)
Ha! Well ennui and I are huge Fry & Laurie fans, so we're intensely jealous of your proximity to them. We're where you want to be, and you're where we want to be... ah, the irony. ;)

ZOMG YOU HAVE A SORT-OF CONNECTION TO HUUUUUGH!!! So now I have a sort-of-almost connection to Hugh! *dies and dies*


ahem. Sorry.

Lemme know what you think when you try the Dark Side/Wizard of Oz thing!

I haven't read much J2 yet but I definitely want to read some. They just have insane chemistry. I'll be sure to check yours out!

like a child dizzy on lemonade.: Dean Deadcredulesque on May 24th, 2008 02:05 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah my J2 fic is a WIP in though so *shifty eyes* some people dont't like that...
But feel free to peruse the fic list O_O
No pressure LOL ;)
I probably won't try to Dark Side/Wizard of Oz thing for aaaages coz I only have Wizard of Oz on VHS (cos I'm old school) I need to buy a DVD.
Sky: [spn] dean stillnessskyblue_reverie on May 24th, 2008 04:02 pm (UTC)
Ohhh, a wip. Yeah, I generally avoid those because I'm such an instant-gratification girl. I don't like to wait! :p

I saw you just posted a wincest fic and I totally wanna read it but I'm afraid to click it 'cause there might be spoilers and I haven't seen the s3 finale yet. Is it spoiler-safe?

I did the Dark Side/Wizard of Oz thing with VHS the first time 'cause dvds hadn't even been invented yet (god I feel old again) so I'm sure that'll work if you want. I wonder how they did it at first because I'm pretty sure the legend stems from before there were even VHS tapes. *ponders*
(Anonymous) on May 24th, 2008 04:07 pm (UTC)
Oh no my Wincest fic is spoiler safe! It's just a random PWP really.
I also have another one *cough*hint hint*cough*
LOL O_O who said that?
Nono I meant by VHS it's completely screwed and fuzzy and annoying.
like a child dizzy on lemonade.credulesque on May 24th, 2008 04:08 pm (UTC)
Sorry LJ didn't sign me in for some reason THAT WAS ME!lol