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06 April 2007 @ 11:17 am
In Which Skyblue Shamelessly Begs for Prezzies  
Sooooo... my birfday is on Sunday, and I'd dearly love to receive Fry/Laurie slashy goodness, of the RPS variety or any of their fictional incarnations - Tony/Control, Jeeves/Wooster, George/Melchett, etc. Any fic length is fine, from drabble to epic, art is wonderful too, and the pornier, the better! I realize this is quite short notice, so I will happily accept belated gifts... *bats eyelashes enticingly*

In other news, I'm going to be signing up for the kink/cliché multi-fandom challenge, and I'm going to try to write Fry/Laurie RPS, a first for me! msliz4857, zekkass, and cosmicwaffles have already signed up (forgive me if you've signed up and I missed you); anyone else on my f-list want to join us and carry the banner of Fry/Laurieness? It seems to be a very low-key type of challenge, so it shouldn't be too stressful.

Finally, because it looked like an awful lot of fun, and I'm bored at work too, I'm ganking from notpoetry the idea of playing Marry Fuck Kill via LJ. The rules: the marriage is sexless, the fucking is a one-night stand, and the kill, well, that's pretty self-explanatory. So:

Bertie Wooster, Gregory House, Hugh Laurie.

GO!
 
 
Where am I?: work, boo.
How do I feel?: restlessrestless
What do I hear?: Bob Marley on radioparadise.com
 
 
 
Sky: [house] paperclip gameskyblue_reverie on April 7th, 2007 05:06 am (UTC)
Hee, you're right, Wilson's probably really good in bed. I'd still rather sleep with House, though. :P And I totally agree on hating the mommy!Cuddy plot. :(

Let's see! Definitely kill Cam (that one was easy!) and I'd probably fuck Foreman, because rrowr, he's hot, and marry Chase by default.

Okay, Pauline Stoker, Honoria Glossop, Aunt Dahlia.
She who adores SFAHL: [S&H] Pajama.jpgmsliz4857 on April 7th, 2007 05:38 am (UTC)
I think I'd prolly fuck Foreman, too; he just seems more manly than Chase. Which I know is a major understatement. :)

And Kill Cam... what else? We can get the patient who strangled her to come back for an encore.

OK.. wow, what a trio! I'd have to say kill Honoria just because who wants to hear that bellowing all the time. Then I'd fuck Pauline cause she's kinda hot not to mention rich. And I think being married to Dahlia would be fun! I could help her with publishing M'lady's Boudoir and teaching Anatole how to make really good tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches. :)

Now... Neddy, Vogler, Gen. Melchett back at ya.
Sky: [j&w] jeeves is loveskyblue_reverie on April 7th, 2007 06:03 am (UTC)
Hee! Kay, fuck Melchett, cause you know, any Stephen incarnation is teh HAWT, marry Vogler for the bucks, and off Neddy, who'd just be a terrorist under Jack's control anyway and might kill innocent people if he ever managed to actually accomplish anything. :P

Okay... Roderick Spode, Stilton Cheesewright, old man Stoker (whateverhisnameis).
She who adores SFAHL: [Stephen] CloseProfile.pngmsliz4857 on April 7th, 2007 06:07 am (UTC)
Eeek! you are a very twisted woman, my friend.

OK, here you go. Kill Spode, fucking fascist bastard. Marry old man Stoker; again, no sex, lots o' money (the Vogler Effect). Leaving fuck Cheesewright *shudder*. OK, once. I can fake it once. *closes eyes and thinks of Bertie*

Madeline Bassett, Cameron (yes, again), Britney Spears
Sky: [stephen] you beast animatedskyblue_reverie on April 7th, 2007 06:16 am (UTC)
Hahaha, Vogler effect! Perfect.

Yeesh, I could fuck any of 'em (well, maybe not Britney) but I wouldn't want to marry any of them! I guess if I had to, I'd marry Cam - she makes decent money and it'd be handy to have a doctor in the family, I'd just have to basically avoid her as much as possible - fuck Madeline, and kill Britney. Must kill Britney. *shudder* Okay, I feel dirty now.

All right, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney back to you!
She who adores SFAHL: [S&H] HouseHittingStephen.jpgmsliz4857 on April 7th, 2007 06:26 am (UTC)
Oh, I see you chose to bless me with the Skank Sisters. Thank you ever so much!

Kill Paris. She is the worst celebrity out there, edging out even Britney, who I grant clemency to because she's a mom.
Fuck Britney, cause I could put a bag over her head with a picture of anyone else on it and then never have to see her ever again in my lifetime.
Marry Lindsay? Oh dear Lord. But again, the Vogler Effect... pray it works here!

George W. Bush, Dick Chaney, Donald Rumsfeld
Sky: [j&w] omgskyblue_reverie on April 7th, 2007 06:39 am (UTC)
Eeeek! I gave you skanks, you gave me back pure unadulterated evil!

Aright, kill Bush because he's too evil to live. Marry Cheney because he's old, he'll die soon anyway and I'll get to be first lady and have the bucks and the status, and.... eeugh, fuck Rumsfeld, then scrub myself with boiling bleach afterwards. *barf*

You are EVIL.

Santa Claus, Mr. Rogers, Big Bird. :P
She who adores SFAHL: [ABOFAL] Envisogon_Control.jpgmsliz4857 on April 7th, 2007 06:47 am (UTC)
*pets you and pours extra bleach in your bath* You were very brave, love. *mwah*

Oh. Dear. Lord. What a trio!

Marry Mr. Rogers cause I think he's a sweetie and doing it with McFeeley on the side anyway.
Fuck Big Bird... I mean, have you seen his BEAK? And you know what they say about a man with big feet!
Which leaves killing Santa. Sad, I know, but the fucker is never home on Christmas.

Now, your next round is a Very Special Episode in which K stands for Kiss. This and the trio that follows is to make up for the last round. And the marriage is full of sex. And the fuck is a long-term affair. *pulling out all the stops to make it up to you*
Stephen, Hugh, Control

*rubs your temples*
Sky: [fry & laurie] b&w facesskyblue_reverie on April 7th, 2007 07:03 am (UTC)
Awww, thank you! What a nice one! Well, then, I'd marry Stephen, have an affair with Hugh (well, a threesome, hopefully), and kiss Control lots. Yayayayayay! :D