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06 April 2007 @ 11:17 am
In Which Skyblue Shamelessly Begs for Prezzies  
Sooooo... my birfday is on Sunday, and I'd dearly love to receive Fry/Laurie slashy goodness, of the RPS variety or any of their fictional incarnations - Tony/Control, Jeeves/Wooster, George/Melchett, etc. Any fic length is fine, from drabble to epic, art is wonderful too, and the pornier, the better! I realize this is quite short notice, so I will happily accept belated gifts... *bats eyelashes enticingly*

In other news, I'm going to be signing up for the kink/cliché multi-fandom challenge, and I'm going to try to write Fry/Laurie RPS, a first for me! msliz4857, zekkass, and cosmicwaffles have already signed up (forgive me if you've signed up and I missed you); anyone else on my f-list want to join us and carry the banner of Fry/Laurieness? It seems to be a very low-key type of challenge, so it shouldn't be too stressful.

Finally, because it looked like an awful lot of fun, and I'm bored at work too, I'm ganking from notpoetry the idea of playing Marry Fuck Kill via LJ. The rules: the marriage is sexless, the fucking is a one-night stand, and the kill, well, that's pretty self-explanatory. So:

Bertie Wooster, Gregory House, Hugh Laurie.

GO!
 
 
Where am I?: work, boo.
How do I feel?: restlessrestless
What do I hear?: Bob Marley on radioparadise.com
 
 
 
Fluffy: jayne googlesflufshepherd on April 6th, 2007 07:08 pm (UTC)
Hm... Marry Bertie (if it's possible to even get past the engagement), fuck House and kill HL. I had to kill HL, because he's already married and I fear what SF, his wife, and millions of fangirls would do to me if they ever found out I slept with him. ;-)

For you: Spike, Angel, Xander.
Sky: [buffy] buffy hee animatedskyblue_reverie on April 6th, 2007 07:38 pm (UTC)
Haha, you fear the consequences if you fuck him, but not if you KILL him? You'd be tortured to death, m'dear! And I'd be first in line. :P

Oooh, good one. Hmmm, fuck Spike because OMG HOTTEST THING EVAR and you know he's awesome in the sack, marry Xander because he's sweetie, and kill Angel because the angsting and brooding would get old fast.

for you: Buffy, Willow, Cordy.
Fluffy: socks!flufshepherd on April 6th, 2007 08:51 pm (UTC)
Haha, whoops. I didn't think about that at all. *facepalm* I'd probably be there in line to kill me, too.

Good answers. I'd probably go with the same.

Do Cordy, marry Willow, and kill Buffy. Because, really, how awesome would it be if I killed the Slayer when so many before me failed?

Watson, Holmes, Mycroft.
Sky: [stephen] winkskyblue_reverie on April 6th, 2007 10:58 pm (UTC)
Hee! I like your reasoning for killing off Buffy. Cordy was teh hot, I agree.

Hmmm, marry Watson, cause it's always useful to have a doctor in the family, fuck Holmes, cause brilliant damaged loner is totally my type, and kill Mycroft (although I seriously doubt I'd succeed - he'd totally outsmart me).

Okay, because I'm feeling cruel: Dawn (from BtVS), Aunt Agatha (from J&W), Cameron (from House). :D
Fluffy: iSlashflufshepherd on April 7th, 2007 01:44 am (UTC)
Very true, it would be pretty difficult to kill Mycroft. Then again, it'd also probably be difficult to seduce Holmes. I wonder which would be harder.

Oooh! That is cruel. I have to kill Cameron. That is just something that must be done. And since I don't want to have sex with Aunt A, I'd marry her. So, yeah, fuck Dawn. Who knows? Maybe she's less annoying during sex.

Hm... How about: Anya (BtVS), Stacy (House), and Principal Snyder (BtVS).
Sky: [buffy] buffy hee animatedskyblue_reverie on April 7th, 2007 02:20 am (UTC)
Hahaha! Yes, maybe Dawnie would be less annoying - well, maybe you can gag her? ;)

Hmmm, let's see. I could fuck Stacy, she's pretty hot, could marry Anya, at least we'd always have money, and bye bye Snyder! Sorry!

Okay, how about (assuming they were all still alive) John Lennon, George Harrison, Paul McCartney?

Fluffy: very old grossflufshepherd on April 7th, 2007 02:34 am (UTC)
I would *love* to gag Dawn. If I gagged her and blindfolded myself, the sex probably wouldn't be very good, but those are the only conditions I could do it under.

Haha, I can hardly blame you for killing Snyder.

I'd do Paul, because I think he was adorable in A Hard Day's Night, marry George, because, even as he got older, he was still not bad looking, and kill John. That was a very tough one and I bet if I kept thinking about it, I would keep changing my answers.

For you... David Bowie, Freddie Mercury, Keith Richards.
Sky: [j&w] smirkskyblue_reverie on April 7th, 2007 04:56 am (UTC)
Hmmm, fuck David Bowie (he was so hot in Labyrinth!), marry Freddie, kill Keith, cause Keith kinda creeps me out. Actually, he kinda looks dead already. :P

For you - Bush, Cheney, Condoleeza Rice. *is evil*
Fluffy: Cameron LOLflufshepherd on April 7th, 2007 05:15 am (UTC)
*whimper* You are evil. Fuck Bush, because that might get him impeached *g*, marry Cheney, and kill Condoleeza. Because, if I married Cheney, I wouldn't have to live with it for too long and I could not imagine having to see Rice's face every day.

Ho hum... Tritter, Vogler, Moriarty (the one from House, to keep up with the theme).
Sky: [stephen] innocentskyblue_reverie on April 7th, 2007 05:45 am (UTC)
Haha, revenge, eh? Hmmmm, fuck Tritter, because he's a dirty, dirty boy, marry Vogler for the money, and kill Moriarty because OMG ANNOYING. :D

Okay, for you, Jonathan, Warren, Andrew (nerd trio ftw!)
Fluffy: H/W blowjobflufshepherd on April 7th, 2007 01:42 pm (UTC)
Hmmm. Marry Jonathan, because I think he was the most adorable, fuck Andrew, because he so desperately needs to get some, and kill Warren because of what he did to Tara. *hates*

I think I remember you said you watched Firefly, so: Simon, Mal, Jayne.
Sky: [firefly] Jayne hatskyblue_reverie on April 8th, 2007 06:43 am (UTC)
Oooh, tough one! Let's see, fuck Jayne, because he is HOT and he'd be awesome in bed, marry Simon because he's sweet and it's handy to have a doctor around, and, sorry Mal, you've gotta go!

Sticking with the firefly theme: Zoe, Wash, Kaylee.

p.s. iconlove! what ep is that from?
Fluffy: house/wilsonflufshepherd on April 8th, 2007 03:00 pm (UTC)
Aw! I'd marry Wash, hands down. I guess I'd fuck Kaylee, because I could never bring myself to killing her. So, that leaves Zoe to be killed.

Okay, for you: Harpo, Chico, Groucho.

The icon's from the episode where House is in a wheelchair. I forget what it's called. I love the icon, though.
Fluffy: house/balloonflufshepherd on April 8th, 2007 03:09 pm (UTC)
Also: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I hope you don't mind if your pressie is a bit late. I just haven't had time to write anything. But, I will!

*birthday hugs and virtual!cupcakes*
Sky: [j&w] jeeves wins!skyblue_reverie on April 8th, 2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
Aww, thank you, my dear! No worries on the prezzie at all. Whenever you get to it is just fine. Yay virtual cupcakes! *eats a cupcake, hugs you back*

Hee, Harpo, Groucho, Chico eh? I'm not that familiar with the Marx Brothers so I had to get some help on this one from msliz4857, so I'm following her advice, hope you don't mind.

Kill Chico, 'cause he's just meh. Fuck Groucho because at least there'd be humor. Marry Harpo because he's mute and you could just take the squeaker out of his horn. :D

Okay, so, again on msliz's recommendation, back to you with Seymour, Audrey (the girl, not the plant), and the Dentist from Little Shop of Horrors. :D
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